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Taco-Man Safety Tips 2 Taco-Man Safety Tips 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Safety Tip #1: Never take advice from a talking taco.

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Samination responds:

That's good advice!

Skyrim : Bear Skyrim : Bear

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Get ready for it...

I used to enjoy Skyrim submissions....

But then my game crashed.

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Elder Scrolls Adventures Elder Scrolls Adventures

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Dear HappyHarry,

Stop making Skyrim flash cartoons. Please. Just stop. This is your third Skyrim flash, and all three of them happen to suck.

You know what was funny? Stephen the Lesbian. Chuck's New Tux. The Misinterpretive Pornstar. Hell even Bostarr had more laughs in it's entire 30 seconds than all of your Skyrim cartoons combined. We get it, you and a BILLION other people love Skyrim, it's evident by looking at the 50 or so Skyrim entries on the front page. But goddamn it, not everyone laughs at arrow to the knee jokes on Youtube. Not everyone shouts "Fus Ro Dah" at opportune moments. And not everyone thinks some dude with a goat horned helmet looks badass. Stop wasting your talents and do what you do best, making us laugh.

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Recent Game Reviews

Thelemite Thelemite

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Here's the walkthrough

Press X 1,000 times. Now you've beat the game.

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Crystal Story Crystal Story

Rated 3 / 5 stars

10 for gameplay 0 for humor

Needs more cock jokes!

Alight (in dreams) Alight (in dreams)

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Nice try

I like the idea around this game. But the gameplay is way too annoying to be enjoyable.

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Recent Art Reviews

REAPER Stealth System REAPER Stealth System

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


No dude, that's Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots.

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Facebook Twitter Calendar 2011 Facebook Twitter Calendar 2011

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That's amazing!

Instantly my favorite piece of art on here. What did you use to render it? I'm just getting into 3D Modeling myself.

New World Order New World Order

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Artistically it's good but...

What does a stable made famous by WCW have to do with Politics?

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