Get ready for it...

I used to enjoy Skyrim submissions....

But then my game crashed.

Dear HappyHarry,

Stop making Skyrim flash cartoons. Please. Just stop. This is your third Skyrim flash, and all three of them happen to suck.

You know what was funny? Stephen the Lesbian. Chuck's New Tux. The Misinterpretive Pornstar. Hell even Bostarr had more laughs in it's entire 30 seconds than all of your Skyrim cartoons combined. We get it, you and a BILLION other people love Skyrim, it's evident by looking at the 50 or so Skyrim entries on the front page. But goddamn it, not everyone laughs at arrow to the knee jokes on Youtube. Not everyone shouts "Fus Ro Dah" at opportune moments. And not everyone thinks some dude with a goat horned helmet looks badass. Stop wasting your talents and do what you do best, making us laugh.

678 Skyrim fanboys will flag this review as offensive.

Meh

I really like your animations, you're one of my favorite artists on Newgrounds. But I really hate your Skyrim movies, they just aren't that funny.

Where's the absurdity? Chuck's New Tux was gold! Saturday Morning Watchmen? Starbarians!? There's no wit, no humor, no over-the-top debauchery in your Skyrim flashes, just drooling over a game that not everyone enjoys.

Here's the walkthrough

Press X 1,000 times. Now you've beat the game.

10 for gameplay 0 for humor

Needs more cock jokes!

Nice try

I like the idea around this game. But the gameplay is way too annoying to be enjoyable.

XionAce

No dude, that's Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots.

That's amazing!

Instantly my favorite piece of art on here. What did you use to render it? I'm just getting into 3D Modeling myself.

Too fat for my liking

Make her a little thinner with bigger breasts and she'd be perfect!