BBI's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gamer Kids: TimeSplitters]

Wow, that was like 30 seconds?

Next time, don't make it so short.

[Shinukoto!]

LOL Awesome

That was so weird, how did she NOT die from all of those failures? Loved the Metal Gear Solid references.

[ParodyRangersTheMovie 1-2]

animation was ok...

but where was the funny?

[ParodyRangersTheMovie 1-1]

I'm sorry, but this was bad

I hate to say this, but I didn't laugh once, and it sucks because I love the Parody Rangers, but this flash tries way too hard and insists upon itself so much that it falls flat on it's face. My suggestion is to go back to the roots if you're going to continue making them.

[Aristocrat Joke]

brotdw obviously doesn'understand the Aristocrats

It's supposed to be offensive.

[Awesome Compilation Vol 6]

Pretty good

I'm going against the general consensus here and say that Awesome Center definately was the best. The way you pointed out the nonsense in that game was just, well, Awesome.

I watched DOA Awesome a month ago, that was pretty funny.

Awesomeman wasn't as funny as the previous because it was only random penis joke. I know to the rest of newgrounds Penis = Funny. I bet these guys would just laugh their asses off at a 2 hour movie that had nothing but a picture of cock and balls on the screen. But oh well.

[It's a Halo Thing]

I didn't laugh once

The animation itself is alright, but all the jokes were tired and unoriginal.

[Still Alive - Portal]

Nothing special

People are either giving this a high score because they loved Portal, or they love VGcats. But hey, just for the fun of it, let's break this whole thing down.

*The video itself is only a step above stick figurism. That's 1 point
*Synching was spot on. There's 2 points
*The song itself is directly from a videogame. No points for that.
*Humor was, well there was none. So no points there.
But if someone rigorously claims that there was, all credit must go to the song which you didn't even create. So still, no points.
*Finally, the 1 point for effort.

That brings us to the grand total of 4/10. My suggestion to you is to either stick with your comics and update every Monday or at least once a week to prevent becoming the next Maddox. Or simply abandon comics all together and use your talents to become better at Flash. A VGcats Flash doesn't sound so bad actually. I understand you're a busy man, but you have a fanbase to tend to.

[Awesome's Creed]

F'n Awesome!

Dude I love your awesome movies, Metal Gear Awesome is my favorite, you should make a sequel to it dude. And your Awesome Compilation movies kick ass! I laughed my ass off when I saw the Mario one, dude you're like an animation god! This one was pretty sweet aswell, but could have been a little better, maybe if there was a little more randomness like your other movies. Regardless, keep making the Awesome series, it's my favorite. You're the best!

[Kite Plight]

Well drawn but...

I liked the art and the animation, it's really impressive for an amatuer. However, you really fall short on the rest of your project. You said it took you a year to work on storyboards. What story? The story was basically a frame to frame rehash of an old Looney Toons episode, I was just waiting for the part where Elmer Fudd comes in and blows that Indian's head off. Not very creative or funny, well maybe if I was five years old and still in diapers I'd be rolling around holding my sides in clicking 5's in your favor like the rest of Newgrounds. Still, love the animated part, that was pretty tight, music was on sync but still too childish, everything else was a bit lackluster. Well good luck, don't take this as negative, you got talent, hope you get a new writer though because that's the only thing holding you back from being noticeable.